\We now interrupt this television show for a special news report. About ten minutes ago a gigantic painting crash landed on 1842 Littleton Street in front of Starbucks coffee."I was serving coffee to the customers," says starbucks employee, Sally Duke,"and this giant thing just falls from the sky outta nowhere and it hit one of our regulars....Jeremy Smith. He was a good friend of mine." Yes it is true that local Jeremy Smith who is also a regular at this particular starbucks was stabbed by this giant painting. This tragic accident was unfortunately fatal. Another local was seriously injured. He just missed the same fate as Jeremy by about an inch and will be taken to the hospital.We hope best wishes to him. Detectives are on the case, investigating where this giant painting came from. This is Cameron Coats reporting to you live from 1842 Littleton Street.
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