what did the incas think??

A hundred men.... coming our way
what will happen
shiny pointy things in their hands
i do not like
scary scary scary
what are they doing??
they are coming closer
thieves i say thieves
what is that strange language
their lips are moving but all i hear is blah blah blah
what is this
they are talking to me
in their unusual tongue
what is this
they are handing me a thing
that is fat
and is full of
smooth flimsy things
with strange words on them
they are
still trying to talk to me
what is this
they are trying to take it back from me
i will slap them
ya!!
uh oh now they
look mad
he has a fighting face on
EVERYONE FIGHT!!
I yell
what are they doing
my army is piling up on each other
they are killing each other
HOW STUPID!
we lost
the end

Guns germs and steel (chpt 1)

Once upon a time long long ago there was a princess named Princess Monkey. Her mother was ruler of all the neanderthals. Princess Monkey was so beutiful that all the neanderthal guys wanted to marry her. So Queen Monkey decided that they should have a contest to see who would marry her daughter. Everyone was so excited for the contest. Then on the day of the drawing the old neanderthal grandpa won and Princess Monkey hated it. And so did everyone else, so war broke out in neanderthal land everyone killed everyone because they all wanted to marry Princess Monkey. Then after everyone killed everyone the Princess Monkey cried because now she could not get married. But then a strange monkey was walking to her. "Who are you?" she asked. And the monkey replied, "I am Prince Cromagnon." And they lived happily ever after and made new cromagnons!

THE END!!