Guns germs and steel (chpt 1)

Once upon a time long long ago there was a princess named Princess Monkey. Her mother was ruler of all the neanderthals. Princess Monkey was so beutiful that all the neanderthal guys wanted to marry her. So Queen Monkey decided that they should have a contest to see who would marry her daughter. Everyone was so excited for the contest. Then on the day of the drawing the old neanderthal grandpa won and Princess Monkey hated it. And so did everyone else, so war broke out in neanderthal land everyone killed everyone because they all wanted to marry Princess Monkey. Then after everyone killed everyone the Princess Monkey cried because now she could not get married. But then a strange monkey was walking to her. "Who are you?" she asked. And the monkey replied, "I am Prince Cromagnon." And they lived happily ever after and made new cromagnons!

THE END!!